Funny Senior Quotes From Tv Shows

Most Famous Senior Quotes And Sayings To Inspire

Funny Senior Quotes From Tv Shows

“I changed all my passwords to ‘Incorrect.’ So whenever I forget, it will tell me ‘Your password is incorrect.” — Michael Scott Most Famous Senior Quotes

“Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me — No, don’t sue me. That is opposite the point I’m trying to make.” — Michael Scott

“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” — Michael Scott

“If people here were our founding fathers, the Revolutionary War would’ve been delayed ten years. Because Stanley Washington was napping. And Phyllis Hancock was still signing the Declaration. And Kevin Jefferson was distracted by a butterfly.” — Dwight Schrute ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” — Michael Scott

Funny Senior Quotes From Tv Shows

“And I misspelled in front of the entire school the word, ‘failure’.” — Dwight Schrute

“What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question. It’s like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.” — Michael Scott

“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” — Andy Bernard
“Before I do anything, I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And, if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.” — Dwight Schrute

“I don’t talk trash. I talk smack. They’re totally different.” — Kelly Kapoor

“Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.” — Jim Halpert ( 450 Best Senior Quotes )

meaningful senior quotes

“There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.” — Dwight Schrute

“I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little-stitious.” — Michael Scott

“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?” — Creed Bratton

“Oh my God, its happening. Everybody stay calm! Stay f*&#!#% calm!” — Michael Scott

Meaningful Senior Quotes

“Do all the other things, the ambitious things—travel, get rich, get famous, innovate, lead, fall in love, make and lose fortunes…but as you do, to the extent that you can, err in the direction of kindness.”—George Saunders

“There is nothing more beautiful than finding your course as you believe you bob aimlessly in the current. Wouldn’t you know that your path was there all along, waiting for you to knock, waiting for you to become. This path does not belong to your parents, your teachers, your leaders, or your lovers. Your path is your character defining itself more and more everyday like a photograph coming into focus.” —Jodie Foster ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

The Office Senior Quotes

“Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive: easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.” —Henry Peter Brougham

“What we learn with pleasure we never forget.” —Alfred Mercier

“Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!” —Louisa May Alcott

“Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life.” —Frederick W. Robertson

“An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” —Benjamin Franklin

“Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.” —Nora Ephron

“You don’t go to university so you can punch a clock. You go to university so you can be in a position to make a difference.” —Janet Napolitano

“The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” —B.B. King

“Intelligence plus character—that is the goal of true education.” —Martin Luther King Jr.

“We may live in an age of instant messaging, instant gratification and Instagram, but there is no way to short circuit the path to success.” —Tory Burch

“It is absolutely still possible to make a difference.” —Michelle Obama

“The highest result of education is tolerance.” —Helen Keller

“Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.” —Malcolm X

The Office Senior Quotes

“That’s what she said.” — Michael Scott

“You and I are soup snakes.” — Michael Scott

“I am Beyoncé, always.” — Michael Scott

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” — Jim Halpert

“How the turntables…” — Michael Scott

“Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.” — Michael Scott

“But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.” — Stanley

“I think that pretty much sums it up.” — Michael Scott ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

“I have very little patience for stupidity.” — Kevin Malone

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott

“I didn’t say it, I declared it.” — Michael Scott

“There’s a such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” — Michael Scott

“Call me as ASAP as possible.” — Michael Scott

“It’s casual day.” — Meredith

“Mo’ money. Mo’ problems.” — Michael Scott ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

“I don’t even consider myself a part of society.” — Michael Scott

“Do not care.” — Stanley

“You guys, I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know.” — Kelly Kapoor

“I should probably get back to work.” — Pam Beesly

“I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” — Pam Beesly

“Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.” — Phyllis Vance

“Who is Justice Beaver?” — Dwight Schrute

“I’m boring myself just talking about this.” — Jim Halpert

“The trick is to undercook the onions.” — Kevin Malone

“I don’t care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin.” — Dwight Schrute

“He put my stuff in Jell-O again.” — Dwight Schrute ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” — Kevin Malone

“If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.” — Angela

“Nope. Don’t like that.” — Michael Scott

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.” — Andy Bernard

“Why are you the way that you are?” — Michael Scott

34. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. — Wayne Gretzky” — Michael Scott

“Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?” — Michael Scott

“Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.” — Pam Beesly

“I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” — Pam Beesly

“Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick’s Day.” — Meredith

Disney Senior Quotes

“But, Mother, I don’t want to grow up.” – Wendy, Peter Pan ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

“It is time!” – Rafiki, The Lion King

“So prepare for a chance of a lifetime, Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer.” – Scar, The Lion King

“Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can’t we just go back to page one and start all over again?” – Winnie The Pooh

“If you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.” – Cinderella

“I never look back, Darling. It distracts from the now.” – Edna Mode, The Incredibles

“To infinity and beyond!” – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.” – The Emperor, Mulan

“All it takes is faith and trust.” – Peter Pan

“But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew you never knew.” – Pocahontas

 “I am never going back!” – Rapunzel, Tangled

“A man has dreams of walking with giants. To carve his niche in the edifice of time.” – Mr. Banks, Mary Poppins

“Life’s not a spectator sport.” – Laverne, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“I am on my way, I can go the distance. I don’t care how far, somehow I’ll be strong. I know every mile will be worth my while. I will go most anywhere to find where I belong.” – Hercules

Senior Quotes In Spanish

El hábito no hace al monje. The habit doesn’t make the monk.”

A beber y a tragar, que el mundo se va a acabar. Here’s to drinking and swallowing, for the world is going to end.”

Algo es algo; menos es nada. Something is something; less is nothing.”

No hay que ahogarse en un vaso de agua. It isn’t necessary to drown oneself in a glass of water.”

Borra con el codo lo que escribe con la mano. He/she erases with the elbow what his/her hand is writing.”

Dame pan y dime tonto. Give me bread and call me a fool.”

La cabra siempre tira al monte. The goat always heads toward the mountain.”

El amor todo lo puede. Love can do it all.”

A los tontos no les dura el dinero. Money does not last for fools.”

De músico, poeta y loco, todos tenemos un poco.We all have a little bit of musician, poet and crazy person in ourselves.”

Al mejor escribano se le va un borrón. To the best scribe comes a smudge.”

Camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente. The shrimp that falls asleep is carried by the current.”

A lo hecho, pecho. To what is done, the chest.”

Nunca es tarde para aprender. It never is late for learning.”

A otro perro con ese hueso.To another dog with that bone.”

esgracia compartida, menos sentida. Shared misfortune, less sorrow.”

Donde hay humo, hay fuego. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.”

No hay peor sordo que el que no quiere oír. There is not a worse deaf person than the one who doesn’t want to hear.”

No vendas la piel del oso antes de cazarlo. Don’t sell the bear’s hide before you hunt it.”

Qué bonito es ver la lluvia y no mojarse. How nice it is to see the rain and not get wet.”

Nadie da palos de balde. Nobody gives sticks for free.”

Los árboles no están dejando ver el bosque. The trees aren’t allowing one to see the forest.”

El mundo es un pañuelo. The world is a handkerchief.”

A cada cerdo le llega su San Martín. Every pig gets its San Martín.”

Consejo no pedido, consejo mal oído. Advice not asked for, advice poorly heard.”

Obras son amores y no buenas razones. Acts are love and good reasons aren’t.”

Gobernar es prever. To govern is to foresee.”

No dejes camino viejo por sendero nuevo. Don’t leave the old road for a new trail.”

No dejes para mañana lo que puedas hacer hoy. Don’t leave for tomorrow that which you can do today.”

Donde no hay harina, todo es mohina.Where there’s no flour, everything is an annoyance.”

Todos los caminos llevan a Roma. All roads lead to Rome.”

Senior Quotes For Girls

“Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow. It’ll soon be here.”

“I’m outta here! See you guys later!”

“See you all at the 10 year reunion!”

“We made it! #YOLO”

“Good luck to all my boys in the grade below.”

“How can I sum up my amazing time here in such a short space?”

“What can I say about school? I laughed. I cried. It was fun.”

“I am going to cure cancer and walk on Mars.”

“I bequeath my locker to my younger brother.”

“Wow! I’m glad that’s over!”

“And now the ACTUAL hard work starts.”

“Thanks to all my bros! See you soon!”

“I can’t believe how quickly time passes. Peace!”

“When the last bell rings, I might actually miss this place.”

“I love our class! Good luck to all of the Seniors!”

“This was so easy a caveman could do it.”

“I finally learned how to right good.” ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

“To the class below me: Stay here as long as you can. Cherish it.”

“I didn’t know these captions were due today.”

“I’m way cuter in person.”

“I cheated on all my exams.”

“My sentence is up. I’m finally free!” ( Most Famous Senior Quotes )

“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.”

“High School Musical is pretty unrealistic.”

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